Tags: deadpool

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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Just put these up in my living room.

Just put these up in my living room.

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A THING OMGGGGGG

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

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fetussam:

I feel so bad for Benedict Cumberbatch. Just because someone’s famous doesn’t mean the paparazzi can stalk and harass them, especially when they’re on holiday. Lot’s of people skinny dip when they go on holiday, and it’s shameful the the paparazzi had the nerve to actually release the photos.

here are the photos (viewer discretion is advised)

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mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

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We’ve known for… God, over ten years now. She’s like my sister. She’s a couple years younger than me, but for some reason I feel like she’s my older sister. She’s incredibly mature, wised me over the years. Just cool, fun, relaxed… I really hit the lottery getting to make as many films with her as I have.Chris Evans

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chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!

chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!

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